I take that back.
I mean, I will go see the movie, but I wont be going for the same reasons.
Since when did a mid-17th century lady become part of The Matrix?
And since when did steampunk become historically accurate for every time period?
Seriously?
No..I'm serious.
Did I miss the memo?
And what the hell was that flying ninja crap with Mila wearing some weird ass stay/corset bastard child and a wrap of taffeta?
seriously?
No. What was up with the ninja?
Seriously?
And the costumes made it look so promising.
Oh. Did I mention they filmed it in 3D?
Yeah.
Orlando better be naked to justify that ridiculous notion that a live action bastardization steampunk/ninja/baroque/5th Element film that is being called The Three Musketeers.
...I'm a bit disappointed. Can you tell?
Am I over-reacting? I'm mostly just disappointed because the cast is pretty stellar, and the stills from shooting looked quite good from what I could see..
Let's just hope the film is better than the preview.