Happy Holidays!
Victoria and Albert Museum. 19th Century Christmas Card
I have to do all of this by January 22nd or so. At least I will have plenty of practice with my stitching!
And now, I've ..err...edited a Christmas song in honor of us ladies (and gentlemen) who just can't stop sewing, and could use a laugh.
I have to warn you though, I sang it to my mom...and she told me to not quit my day job....
Silver Thimbles (To the Tune of Silver Bells...kinda)
Cotton fabric, linen fabric
Dressed in holiday style
In the air
There's a feeling of great stress
Fitting lacking
Hemming falling
Meeting groan after groan
And in every sewing room you'll hear
Damn, Shoot, Fan! Ouch! Crap! No!
It's sewing time for us ladies
F-M-L, hear them scream
Soon it will be throw away
Strings of ribbon
Even grosgrain
Shine a bright red and green
As the sewers rush home
With their treasures
Hear the silk crunch
See the cats bunch
This will become big scene
And above all the bustle
You'll hear
Damn, Shoot, Fan! No Cats No!
Soon it will be thrown awayyyyyyyyyy
Dressed in holiday style
In the air
There's a feeling of great stress
Fitting lacking
Hemming falling
Meeting groan after groan
And in every sewing room you'll hear
Damn, Shoot, Fan! Ouch! Crap! No!
It's sewing time for us ladies
F-M-L, hear them scream
Soon it will be throw away
Strings of ribbon
Even grosgrain
Shine a bright red and green
As the sewers rush home
With their treasures
Hear the silk crunch
See the cats bunch
This will become big scene
And above all the bustle
You'll hear
Damn, Shoot, Fan! No Cats No!
Soon it will be thrown awayyyyyyyyyy
<3 <3